• England: What day is today?
  • Ireland: It's Ju-
  • Ireland: Oh God....ooooooh fucking crap.
  • Italy: Holy shit is that today.
  • England: What? What is it Ireland?!?! Italy?!?
  • *stumbling down stairs* *shouts gettING LOUDER AND L O U D E R*
  • ENGLAND: FUCKING SHIT
  • ENGLAND: RUN EVERYBODY RUN LIKE HELL
  • *DOORS B URST OPE N*
  • AMERICA: *POINTS AT ITALY* FUCK YOU
  • AMERICA: *POINTS AT IRELAND* FUCK YOU
  • AMERICA: *PUNCHES ENGLAND IN THE FACE AND SLAMS THEM AGAINST A TABLE* AND FUCK YOU MOST OF ALL
  • AMERICA: YOU KNOW WHAT
  • AMERICA: FUCK ALL OF YOU
  • AMERICA: U-S-A! U-S-A! U-S-A!

the boston tea party

  • usa: oh look at all this tea
  • england: NO
  • usa: it would be a shame
  • england: amerICA NO
  • usa: if something
  • england:
  • usa: were to
  • england:
  • england:
  • england:
  • usa: happen

snowprincess-artist:

My family talking about me

taxicar:

when u run out of things to say in an essay 

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